We’ve all been to those parties, the one where the Guitar Guy casually unbuckles his guitar case, loops the strap around his neck and casually starts strumming something that sounds vaguely familiar. You try to ignore him, pointedly looking in the other direction while you shove a baby carrot into a pool of ranch dressing, but when you turn back around, you realize that literally everyone else is captivated. Doogie the Pit Bull understands that.
In a video recently uploaded to YouTube by DJBobbyFX, Doogie is completely smitten with her guitar-strumming human companion, wrapping herself around the guy’s neck like a four legged scarf. And we’ll admit that the song is sort of catchy; it’s rare that you find yourself singing along with lines like “Doogie, would you like to go outside. Doogie, would you like to go pee?”
But Doogie loves it, smothering him with massive kisses until he has to stop playing. Wait… maybe that’s what she was trying to do all along. Feel free to try that at your next party.