“Meow … Meow … meOW … MEow!” What does “meow” mean to you? The fact that you log onto a cat site is a fair indicator that you are more likely to be fluent in cat speak than say a student volunteer looking to score some beer money textbook funds by responding to his or her university’s “participants needed” listing.
DiscoverMagazine.com recently cited an academic paper dedicated to finding out if people can understand what a cat’s meow might mean.
In a nutshell, the study’s authors concluded that people generally cannot understand canned cat talk. Yep, most people could not really tell what a cat was trying to say after hearing a recording of said cat. The recordings were labeled along the lines of hungry kitty meow and scaredy-cat meow (no doubt procured after being taken to the scariest place of all — a car!).
Participants weren’t told in what context the meows were recorded. Overall, most participants flunked Meow 101; they couldn’t tell a canned “Hello! I’m starving over here!” meow from a canned “Help me – If you get me out of this vile travel carrier, I promise not to use the planter as a litterbox” meow.
Those who had cat experience fared slightly better; perhaps recognizing the slight nuances of the food-ordering meow compared to the resigned–to-its fate, undignified meow of being held against one’s will.
According to the abstract, researchers are under the impression that cat meows are simply “nonspecific, somewhat negatively toned stimuli that attract attention from humans.” If they really wanted to find out what’s behind the meow, talking to seasoned cat people while they are listening to and interacting with their own cats might have resulted in more “Can you hear me Meow?” thumbs ups.
Cats are individuals after all and, with that, one cat’s “Feed me!” might sound like another’s “Get me out of here,” and their people can tell the difference. However, I think it’s safe to say that most cats are on the same page with the “I’m bored, you have permission to pet me now” meow.