We imagine what dogs are saying to each other when they bark. Mostly, it seems like they’re saying “Hey!” over and over. But what do dogs think we talk about?
Not much, it turns out, if a video on Rumble by BMarie12 proves anything. In it, a large dog talks back to his people in bark-talk that sounds like “Blah blah blah blah blah.”
To be fair, he keeps up his end of the conversation pretty well. No stammering, no awkward pauses. Just chit chat on some table topics thrown his way.
And, evidently, people’s poignant insights and clever asides are unimpressive to dogs. Fair enough, dogs. To that, we give a resounding “Hey!”