You’ve said it before. You’ve seen something unbelievable, shrugged your shoulders, raised your eyebrows and said, “I can’t even.” You might’ve walked a straight line to the other side of the room, shaking your head with every step. “I just can’t right now.” But you could, you still could. Because if you want to know what it’s really like to feel like you can’t even, then watch this Pomeranian puppy sneeze.
Listen to that sound it makes — like a caffeinated Tribble and a tiny vacuum cleaner and some kind of infant-appropriate toy all at once — and you will be incapable of even.
Press the play button again and watch his tiny head shake from side to side while he’s making THAT SOUND. Play it a third time and you’ll notice how his tongue darts out nervously, like even he doesn’t know whether he’s for real or not. This is what it’s like, friend. This is what its like when you truly can’t even.