Do you know why not to trust a bear, or the reason that penguins wear tuxedos, or which TV show lyrics owls always get wrong? One person has all the fake answers.
Obvious Plant (comedian Jeff Wysaski) left signs around the Los Angeles Zoo with pretend trivia that makes the animals sound like jerks or weirdly historically significant. If you couldn’t get to the zoo a few weeks ago, you’re in luck because he posted them to Facebook.
Check them out.
1. Duck And Cover
If only this were real.
But what animal was in the wooden teeth?
3. Owl Wrong About Songs
“Cause you’ll be there for me, too.”
4. The 1 Percent
“We only socialize with Puffins.”
5. ESPecially Crafty
The call was coming from inside the zoo.
6. Souper Gibbons
Like little, tiny, old men at the diner.
7. The Sixth Sense
“I see dead people.”
Wait, this one’s partly true.
9. Dirty Bird