This has been an interesting year, hasn’t it? A dog was elected mayor. A cat got its own statue. A snake showed off his hipster style. Other weird things happened. If you’re feeling so overwhelmed — especially during the holidays — that you could just cry, cry not. We have a collection of cat tweets that are guaranteed to make you laugh. Possibly ‘til you cry.
1. The Allergy Issue
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him 🙁 He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
Anyone know a good home for Tom?
2. The Nature Of Liquids
A liquid has no fixed shape therefore it takes the shape of any container pic.twitter.com/tjoGzm73eP
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) October 31, 2016
No wonder cats fit anywhere and everywhere.
3. The Box Desire
— Meowingtons (@Meowingtonsco) October 30, 2016
“Come on, human. You know better than that.”
4. The To Do List
— Petcha (@PetchaNetwork) September 24, 2016
All those will be checked off in no time.
5. The Missed Kitty
At the office and missing your kitty? Pour yourself a mug of coffee, then nudge toward the edge of your desk until you hear the ker-sploosh.
— Cat Food Breath (@CatFoodBreath) November 11, 2016
Repeat until you’re back with your kitty.
6. The Verge Of Starvation
— Jackie (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ (@A2shato) September 3, 2013
He is doomed.
7. The Bathroom Buddy
— Jon (@NewsJunkieJon) November 7, 2016
Well, you know the cat’s not going anywhere.
8. The Birthday Gift
For my cat's birthday I'm covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor.
— ?JESSIE? (@NicCageMatch) June 1, 2014
9. The Salad Topping
— Victoria Vets LTD (@VictoriaVets_) November 7, 2016
We may be ordering out tonight.
10. The Spoiled Kitty
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 21, 2015
Nah, he’s not spoiled. He’s just well-loved.
11. The Handful
— Chris Barylick (@SnarkFishTees) November 7, 2016
This one might be channeling Spider-Man.
12. The Bed Hog
Nighty night. Looks like you're sleeping on the floor.
Via catmeme.s/Instagram pic.twitter.com/gCJHOc6MKG
— Petcha (@PetchaNetwork) August 28, 2016
You know he’s claimed the whole bed.
13. The 9-1-1 Call
— The Silent Majority (@SarCatStyX) September 15, 2016
When meowing didn’t work.
14. The Climber
WIFE: That's probably Bob
ME: Bob from work or Bob the cat who thinks he’s a lizard?
W: Just get the door pic.twitter.com/LVprZJYKka
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) November 10, 2015
To catch the lizard, one must become the lizard.
15. The Superhero
BATMAN: I got you flowers
CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact*
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) September 8, 2015
16. The Translator
[Testing Cat-Human Translator]
Scientist: Cat, what is your name?
Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER
Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.
— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) November 21, 2014
Cats are surprised by its accuracy.
17. The Makings Of A Cat Lady
Each time my mom puts an inspirational meme about finding the right man someday on my Facebook wall, a cat is auto-shipped to my house.
— aimless (@aimlessamers) November 19, 2014
It might be mom’s fault.
18. The Contradiction
*me petting my cat*
CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be
*a door opens*
CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return
— joe turkey (@sad_tree) February 24, 2015
This sounds like every cat.
19. The Tab
[at the cat shelter]
Yes hello I'd like to start a tab, please
— moody monday (@mdob11) December 23, 2014
This sounds like a good idea.
20. The Plan To Get Cats
1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood
2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures
3. Get all the cats
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 22, 2013
We like this plan.
21. The Lost Cat Sign
— Petcha (@PetchaNetwork) August 27, 2016
We’ll take him.
22. The Gift
"someday this will all be yours" I tell my cat, waving my arms wildly at a few amazon boxes by the front door
— claudia turner (@cloudypianos) May 26, 2015
There’s no doubt this cat is super excited.