It’s seemingly impossible to reach the end of Amazon’s inventory, which is why somewhere between the New York Times Best Sellers and the jumbo boxes of Bounce, there are things like a $3.38 crocheted shirt (which is somewhat unnecessarily described as a “Lady Padded Bra Tops Bustier Cutout Vest Crop Top Bralette Tank Blouse.”)
The tiny woven shirt probably doesn’t even use $3 worth of yarn, which is why the majority of its reviews are one-star. But nothing can beat the comments from a buyer named Christy, who used her family pet to illustrate exactly why her daughter wouldn’t be wearing the top again.
“My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. I probably couldn’t legally post a picture of what it looks like. But here is a picture of our cat wearing it. To be fair, it does cover all of the cat’s nipples, however, she hates the weave,” she wrote on her review, which has since gone viral.
And if the cat tries to leave the house in it, she’s so grounded.