Peeping Tom spent his fish life in a bowl in Imgur user Chilly911’s bathroom where he enjoyed the natural light of the sun that came through the window, and the natural beauties that walked through the door. He was a happy Zebrafish, living his life, watching folks do their bathroom business.
Then one day Chilly911’s dad moved Peeping Tom away from the life-giving sunlight that he had specifically told his dad to keep the warrior fish in. Peeping Tom died as a result, so in honor of his companion’s valiant life watching over the bathroom, and the folks who used it, Chilly911 gave him a Viking funeral, complete with a Viking ship and a send-off.
Chilly911’s dad, out of remorse (more likely he liked to build stuff) built a Viking ship out of wood and added a paper sail complete with graphics to ensure a safe voyage to the fish afterworld. A Viking troll was added to ward off enemies.
The ship was christened the SS Boobies because, according to Chilly911, Peeping Tom loved watching people, especially women, shower. Indeed, the fish lived 6 1/2 years, so maybe the fish had strong feelings about life.
After Chilly911’s dad attached the mast, he then laid a pyre made of matchsticks in the hull of the ship. Peeping Tom was laid on top of the pyre and then covered with more matchsticks to ensure a good burning.
Peeping Tom was then brought to a drainage ditch, and the little Viking zebrafish was then set afloat and afire in a proper Viking funeral.
Goodbye, Peeping Tom. You will be missed in the bathroom.