Most of us don’t like to share food. Ralph the dog doesn’t either.
In a Vine posted this month by user Detective51, a man asks Ralph if he ate his tater tots. Ralph doesn’t verbally respond, because, you know, dogs can’t talk.
Instead, he opens his mouth and several tater tots topple out onto the floor.
The funniest part is that the tots aren’t even remotely chewed up, which means the Ralph was just holding them in his cheeks like a potato-loving chipmunk.
Ralph’s hoarding reminds us of this extremely relatable line from “Friends:”
And neither does Ralph.