Neighbors are great to hang out with. You can keep up with the news on your street and even gossip a little.
So we are going to project some neighborhood chatter on a cat and a guinea pig who have befriended a squirrel in a video recently posted to Rumble. We think the conversation might go a little something like this.
Guinea Pig: “Hey, squirrelfriend! What’s up?”
Cat: “You see that dog walk by? He drives me crazy.”
Squirrel: “Tell me about it. He chased me the other day. So rude.”
Cat: “I heard he doesn’t even have balls.”
Guinea Pig:“You can tell.”
<eruption of giggles>
Cat: “What are you up to later?”
Squirrel: “I might go over there and scamper. You?”
Guinea Pig: “Gotta chew hay for about an hour while staring off into space.”
Cat: “And I have to move some small items on shelves to the floor to see if gravity is still a thing.”
Squirrel: “All right — catch you later!”
Cat & Guinea Pig: “Byyyyyyyeee!”