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If you’re doin’ it, I wanna do it too.
Courtesy Theresa, Missouri
Owners never really own birds, birds own their owners.
Courtesy Halle, Oklahoma
When in doubt, tweet louder.
Courtesy Dondi, Oregon
If the toy isnt’ tied down, it’s meant to be thrown.
Courtesy Melissa, Wisconsin
If you can make ’em laugh, you can get away with anything.
Courtesy Kathy, North Carolina
If you can eat it, I can eat it too.
Courtesy Diana, New Jersey