Bird Fortunes

Check out some of these insightful and funny one liners for you and your bird.

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If you’re doin’ it, I wanna do it too.
Courtesy Theresa, Missouri

Owners never really own birds, birds own their owners.
Courtesy Halle, Oklahoma

When in doubt, tweet louder.
Courtesy Dondi, Oregon

If the toy isnt’ tied down, it’s meant to be thrown.
Courtesy Melissa, Wisconsin

If you can make ’em laugh, you can get away with anything.
Courtesy Kathy, North Carolina

If you can eat it, I can eat it too.
Courtesy Diana, New Jersey

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